Welcome to RollingsTech.co.uk

Sweet,so here's my very own lil website...

A Story of Woe...

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin...

Once upon a time there was a Tech called Matt. He was a very special Tech with lots of special skills. After being trapped in Customer Services for a whole month, he finally escaped into the world of Tech Training.

There was an evil Trainer called King Mike who ruled the land of the Xbox's. Many years ago, he'd also annexed Tech Training and it was his rule into which poor Matt escaped.

After being arrested by the evil Xbox soldiers, Matt was brought before King Mike in his throne room. King Mike laughed evilly and cracked his whip, declaring that poor Matt should be put to hard labour. Imprisoning our hero Matt into the Training Room, he forced him to write a new web page, so that the evil King Mike could sell more Xboxes!

After fevering away for day and night, it was finally done, and this is the fruit of his labour that you are reading.